Vegan Sausage Pizza with Cauliflower Crust

by MonsieurEpinards

25 Comments

  1. tiorzol

    I mean… I’d try it but I don’t think it’s a pizza

  2. Stranger1982

    Not something you see every day…and thank fuck for that.

  3. GobiPLX

    Why vegans have such strong need to change dough to something… ughm… looking like dry vomit

    Classic pizza dough is already vegan, but there are a lot of vegans who need to change it to some abomination. Even on this sub this is crossposted from, top 6 images I see are some weird pizza bases, only below that are normal pizzas that looks yummy

    edit: those 6 top abomination pizzas are from the same user, lmao. And somehow those are supposed to be advertisement for their website. Very appetising, perfect ad

  4. Bay_de_Noc

    I love pizza and make my own on a routine basis. This pizza makes me want to cry.

  5. Proper-Photograph-76

    no no no no no nooooooo ,It’s not pizza, it’s a crime

  6. Chiopista

    None of the cauliflower crust pizzas I’ve eaten have looked quite so brown, but I’m assuming it’s homemade so I’d try it.

  7. DrunkFatMan

    If you’re vegan, you don’t get to eat pizza, that’s the choice you made. This abomination is a cry for help from a reluctant vegan trying to chase a faint reminder of the thought of what pizza can be.

  8. thementalyogi

    The crust looks like rolled out sausage and now I want to make a sausage crust pizza in direct opposition to this.

  9. Impending_Doom25

    Vegan pizza is a crime in general

  10. Acrobatic_Ad7541

    Reminds me, I need to schedule my colonoscopy

  11. Sparkster227

    Why does the crust look like dried out gyro meat?

  12. a_duck_in_past_life

    Just use real dough. Why even try to make a pizza if you are going to replace everything? Like, I love vegan food but do they have to make it gluten free too?

  13. dooby0782

    This is not pizza. Life. With no possibility for parole.

  14. There are many delicious vegan dishes out there. This one is not one of them. At all.